Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Huntsman Can't Win, Here's Why
So Jon Huntsman is officially running. But there's a problem:
Presidential candidates need to be physically attractive in this day and age. Huntsman will never win because he has the face of a weasel. Or a ferret. People will call him "ol' ferret face."
I don't make the rules.
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This might have been Dennis Kucinich's problem as well, much as I love the man.
Although if you were to judge a candidate's political viability by the beauty of their spouse, Kucinich would have won four presidential terms by now. Of course, no such exception exists...
Ferrets are cute!
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