It must be terribly frustrating to be a right wing anti-gay crusader. I mean, assuming you're not a closet queer, odds are that at least a few people in your organization are. You're thinking, 'Who's gonna be the next person to be picked up for DUI with a gay prostitute? Who's the drug addict who plays with boys? Who's gonna solicit an undercover cop? Or boys on the net? When's the next big, shame-revealing revelation going to be? Is there any way you can sniff them out, get them away from your ranks, maybe purchase some kind of Hypocrisy Insurance? Can you tell by how ambitious they are? How militant? How nervous? Can you tell by looking at their crotch? Their eyebrows? If you pray for an answer, will God tell you which one of your colleagues are closets?
Oh Christ...what if it's you, and you don't know it yet?
Alternet has a nice "hall of fame" article here.