Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Huntsman Can't Win, Here's Why


So Jon Huntsman is officially running. But there's a problem:

Presidential candidates need to be physically attractive in this day and age. Huntsman will never win because he has the face of a weasel. Or a ferret. People will call him "ol' ferret face."

I don't make the rules.

3 comments:

Elaine said...

This might have been Dennis Kucinich's problem as well, much as I love the man.

matt said...

Although if you were to judge a candidate's political viability by the beauty of their spouse, Kucinich would have won four presidential terms by now. Of course, no such exception exists...

feathertail said...

Ferrets are cute!

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